(We see a black screen momentarily and then hear a judge banging his gavel and yelling "ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!!!" in a rather unconvincing manner. Then the screen lightens up and we see a black-and-white courtroom scene, possibly taken from an old movie. The judge continues speaking. "Respond the question, did you or did you not copy Brokeback Mountain," he says to the guilty man in this scene. We see an old woman shaking and gritting her teeth. "Well," the judge says. "I did," the man says in a disgraceful manner. Everyone gasps and the woman shrieks. "Take him away, boys," the judge says to two policemen. After the guilty man is taken away, the green FBI warnings spin up to us briefly. "Don't even think about copying this videotape," the judge says and we hear the sound of a jail door closing)
(After the green FBI warnings, the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo appears)
(After the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo, the Walt Disney Pictures logo appears, but silent clips of Disney movies and some of the Disneyland presentations are shown)
Beau Weaver: From movies...to magical vacations. From the theater....to your living room. There's always something new and emotional from Disney.
(Footage of Thunder Mountain Railroad and Epcot are shown)
Now, here's a special message......from Walt Disney World.
Girl: And then the raccoons ate our food and they all had poison ivy. And that was my vacation.
Boy: We drive and drive and drive once more. And that was my vacation.
Billy: After I went to a haunted mansion, I traveled into the future, and hung out with famous movie stars, and then I was attacked by aliens, got caught in a tidal wave and went all the road to China!
Mum: Is that all, Billy?
Billy: No, but the rest is kind of hard to believe.
Carole Jeghers: There's never been a better time to make the dream come true.
(Screen fades from black, revealing a clip of the 1995 Disney Interactive trailer where two children are at a computer playing the "Pocahontas" Animated Storybook game. Tinkerbell flies in and changes the scenes to the Disney Interactive logo as she flies off)
Beau Weaver: And here's what's new from Disney Interactive.
Woody: Alright. Uh...oh, yes. (looks under the sheet of his doodle pad) Um...one minor note here. Andy's birthday festival's been moved...to today.
(The toys gasp upon seeing this)
Mark Elliott: Now, the fun and emotion of "Toy Story" come to your home computer.
Rex: Terrific!
Mark Elliott: Introducing Pixar and "Disney's Animated Storybook: Toy Story" on CD-ROM. An amazing three-dimensional adventure.
(The mouse clicks the light switch, which makes the room dark. Buzz's suit glows a bright green light)
With the click of the mouse, you bring the story to life!
(Woody and Buzz sword fight with car wash brushes, then at the next mouse click, Woody climbs up a gas tank and tries to body hit Buzz, but Buzz misses him)
There are mind-challenging activities.
(the claw grabs an alien and drops him down the hole, but we cut to Buzz Lightyear dancing past the Christmas tree)
And plenty of surprises to discover.
(Woody claps for Buzz)
And for Sega Genesis and Super NES, "Toy Story: The Video Game". Live all the adventure of the movie and more. As you ride Rex through a sea of hostile toys, sneak into Pizza Planet, defeat the Claw Machine and escape from Sid's house.
(We transition to the Sega Genesis version of the level, "Really Inside the Claw Machine", where Woody's game play is in first-person mode)
It's "The most amazing 16-bit game ever made".
Woody: (Walks to an alien and picks it up) Hello.
Mark Elliott: The "Toy Story: Animated Storybook" and "Toy Story: The Video Game", from Disney Interactive!
(The camera zooms into the theater screen as the screen fades to black)
Beau Weaver: Here's a special preview of Disney's next animated masterpiece coming to theaters.
(After the Walt Disney Pictures logo, we fade to a black background)
Mark Elliott: Coming this summer from Walt Disney Pictures.
(Screen fades from black, showing some of the locations from the film)
Clopin: Up there, high, high in the dark bell tower lives the mysterious bell ringer.
Hugo: Hey, Quasi, what's going on out there? A flight? A flogging?
Quasimodo: The Festival of Fools!
Hugo: Alright, that's it! Wine, women and song!
Laverne: Did ya ever think of going there?
Mark Elliott: He lived a solitary life behind stone walls.
Frollo: Remember, Quasimodo.
Quasimodo: Yes, master.
Frollo: This is your sanctuary.
(Then we see the torn and tattered Quasimodo close the cathedral doors, transitioning to the Feast of Fools)
Clopin: (sings) Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for.
Mark Elliott: Outside was a world he had only dreamed about.
Frollo: (To Phoebus) Look at that disgusting display.
Phoebus: (Lifts his helmet) Yes, sir.
Mark Elliott: Until he met Esmeralda.
Esmeralda: Well, you're not hurt, are you?
Quasimodo: No, no!
Esmeralda: You see? No harm done.
Laverne: Look, he has a friend with him!
Esmeralda: Leave this place.
Frollo: (Turns Quasimodo to him) You don't know what it's like out there.
Laverne: Nobody wants to stay cooped up here forever.
Esmeralda: Come with me.
Quasimodo: You're right! I'll go!
Hugo: Way to go, lover boy! (sings) A guy so swell.
(The gargoyles burst their heads out from three sides of a window)
Hugo, Victor and Laverne: (singing) A guy like you!
Mark Elliott: This summer, share the feeling.
Hugo: Give her some slack, then reel her in, then give her some slack.....
Laverne: Knock it off, Hugo! She's a girl, not a mackerel.
Mark Elliott: Join the fun.
Chorus: (sings) Topsy-turvy!
Hugo: Pour the wine and (Farts with his armpit 3 times) cut the cheese!
Chorus: (singing) Topsy-turvy!
Phoebus: Sit.
Brutish Guard: (Tries to get back up, but Achilles sits on him) Woah!
Oafish Guard: Come back here, gypsy!
Mark Elliott: And live the adventure.
(Esmeralda throws a guard's helmet at three guards on horses and it ricochets off their helmets, but we cut to Phoebus ducking under the incoming helmet, which hits the wall behind him)
Phoebus: What a woman!
Frollo: Arrest her.
Quasimodo: NoooooOOOO!!!!
Frollo: How dare you defy me!
Quasimodo: Hang on!
Hugo: I think the cavalry's here!
(Frollo reacts in horror at the soldiers charging at his booth. The soldiers smash through the booth, and it falls to pieces)
Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents an all-new animated motion picture event.
(Quasimodo splashes water on his face as the screen brightens)
Clopin and Chorus: (singing) Bells...of...Notre...Dame!
Mark Elliott: The story of one extraordinary human being.
Phoebus: She's very lucky to have a friend like you.
Mark Elliott: Discovering the magic...
(Esmeralda disappears in a cloud of smoke after blowing her nose)
....within himself. "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
(The screen fades to black on the final note of the song, then in the black background, we see orange subtitles reading "COMING TO THEATERS JUNE 21st")
Beau Weaver: And look for these grand Disney movies to add to your home video collection.
Mark Elliott: Coming to video, the Muppets are hitting the high seas.
Gonzo and Rizzo: WATCH OUT!!
(The ship smashes into the island and the Muppets fly out of it)
Mark Elliott: And everything in between.
Rizzo: Here they go again.
(Dr. Bunsen Honeydew cuts the rope under Gonzo's stretched feet and Gonzo springs up, yelling happily)
Gonzo: YAHOO!!
Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video presents from Jim Henson Productions...
Muppet Cast: (sings) We have cabin fever!
(Screen cuts to Kermit wildly waggling his sword)
Mark Elliott: Kermit the Frog.
Kermit/Captain Smollett: Not bad for an amphibian.
Mark Elliott: Miss Piggy.
Miss Piggy/Benjamina Gunn: No more miss nice guy! (Kisses a pirate, making him faint)
Rizzo: Ha-ha!
Mark Elliott: And the rowdiest crew ever!
(Camera pans around Gonzo pushing one handle of the wheel that hoists the anchor)
Gonzo: Hurry up, Rizzo!
(Camera pans around Rizzo hanging onto the handle)
Rizzo: I'm going as fast as I can!
Mark Elliott: "Muppet Treasure Island".
Muppet Cast: (singing) We've had cabin fever!
Mark Elliott: Coming soon to video!
Muppet Cast: (singing) And we're all going.....
(The subtitles fade to black, along with the audio)
(Screen fades from black, revealing the blue-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo)
Sid: And where do you think you're going?
Tom Sawyer: I'm just running far from home.
Sid: Again? Oh!
Mark Elliott: Jonathan Taylor Thomas...
(A foot stops Tom, tripping over)
and Brad Renfro....
(Huck throws a knife at a target)
are two guys who go looking for adventure.
(Suddenly, a dog's growl is heard)
But if your names are Tom Sawyer...
Tom Sawyer: Hey, Beckett. Hey!
(Beckett pushes Tom into the river with a splash)
Mark Elliott: ...and Huck Finn...
Huckleberry Finn: Injun Joe's on the move.
(Lightning flashes, and thunder booms overhead)
Tom Sawyer: I ain't afraid of nothing.
(Tom bumps into Injun Joe, who shrieks)
Tom and Beckett: Aah!
Mark Elliott: ...no ordinary adventure is gonna do.
Injun Joe: It's the treasure map.
Tom Sawyer: What if we can get the map?
(Tom, covered in mud, tries to grab the map, but sneezes)
Beckett Thatcher: I wish I could see him just one more time.
Tom Sawyer: They think I'm dead.
Beckett Thatcher: I'd kiss him right in front of everybody!
Mark Elliott: The original bad boys...
(Huck pushes Tom down)
Mark Elliott: ...are back.
Tom Sawyer: Hey, Beckett.
(Beckett punches Tom)
Mark Elliott: "Tom and Huck"!
(After the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo, we fade to Aladdin riding Magic Carpet, and Genie flying next to him as they enter Agrabah)
Mark Elliott: This summer, you can own the newest "Aladdin" movie.
Abu: (Chatters)
Genie: Oh, yes!
Mark Elliott: His biggest adventure ever.
Aladdin: Show me the road.
(The screen fades to a white background, but fades revealing the "Aladdin and the King of Thieves" logo in front of a black background.)
Mark Elliott: "Aladdin and the King of Thieves".
(Screen cuts to a clip montage)
Featuring five brand-new songs! And reuniting all your favorite characters from "Aladdin".
Genie: I'm back!
Mark Elliott: Including the Genie, brought to life once again by the one-and-only Robin Williams.
(We cut to Robin Williams in the recording booth)
Robin Williams: It's a kinder, gentler genie! Look at this!
(The final animation test of Genie turning into a construction worker is used)
This summer, live the adventure.
Cassim: You don't stand a chance against the King of Thieves.
Mark Elliott: And take part in the wedding of the century.
Aladdin: Wow.
Genie: (sings) They're eventually getting married!
Jasmine: (singing) We're eventually getting married!
Aladdin: (singing) I'm eventually getting married!
Genie Chorus: (singing) They're eventually getting married at the festival...in Agrabaahhhh!!!!
Mark Elliott: "Aladdin and the King of Thieves".
Genie Chorus: (singing) There's a festival in Agrabah!
(Screen flashes on the last note of the music, but the white screen fades to the text in front of a black background, saying "COMING DIRECTLY TO VIDEO")
Mark Elliott: Coming directly to video.
(The screen flashes again, but this time with the white screen fading to the black background with text saying "SUMMER 1996")
Summer '96!
(After the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo, the screen cuts to Frou-Frou hauling the carriage with Edgar in the front. Behind him is Madame Adelaide Bonfamille with duch*ess and Marie)
Mark Elliott: Coming to home video for the very first time.
(duch*ess climbs up to Adelaide and meows)
One of the biggest Disney classics: "The Aristocats"!
O'Malley: Me-yow!
Mark Elliott: Meet a wealthy duch*ess, and her three adorable kittens.
(Marie, Berlioz and Toulouse jump into the pet door at the same time and get stuck in the middle, Marie in the middle of her brothers)
Toulouse: Why should you be first?
Marie: Because I'm a lady, that's why.
Toulouse: You're not a lady!
(Marie gets in the mansion, but Berlioz pulls her sister back by her tail)
Berlioz: You're nothing but a sister!
Mark Elliott: They've been taken, and abandoned in the French countryside.
(As the screen flashes during a lightning strike, Adelaide rushes out of her bedroom in a panic)
Adelaide: THEY'RE GONE!!
(Screen cuts to Edgar being chased by Napoleon and Lafayette)
Mark Elliott: By a greedy butler, out to steal their fortune.
Toulouse: (Sticks his head out of the basket) What's gonna happen to us?
Mark Elliott: Now it's up to O'Malley, the street-wise, smooth-speaking alley cat......
(The camera follows O'Malley as he jumps down the roof window, twirls down a hat rack and slides across a piano. Shun Gon spins in his stool as O'Malley passes him)
to save the day!
O'Malley: (Shakes his head) Yes.
Mark Elliott: Join an unforgettable cast of delightful Disney characters, as they help duch*ess and her kittens find their road home.
O'Malley: Lay some skin on me, Scat Cat! (O'Malley and Scat Cat high five)
Mark Elliott: "The Aristocats"! It's filled with emotion......
Napoleon: Charge!
(Napoleon bites Edgar's butt)
Edgar: OW!!
(Screen cuts to a silent clip of O'Malley and duch*ess' tails curling around each other's)
Mark Elliott: Romance...
Amelia: Scandalous.
Berlioz: (To Marie) Sissy stuff!
Mark Elliott: And music you'll be dancing to all night long!
Scat Cat: This is outrageous! (Drops Roquefort) Disgraceful!
(Screen cuts to Scat Cat and his gang of alley cats attacking Edgar, but the screen cuts to Roquefort trying to open the lock by turning the dial. Having a hard time concentrating, he shouts at the screen)
Mark Elliott: But most of all, it's...
Roquefort: Csendes!
(On cue, the fighting stops and we cut to Roquefort continuing to crack the code. After three seconds of listening and turning the dial, Roquefort grins after hearing the lock open and the screen cuts back to Edgar and the alley cats yet frozen. After two seconds, the alley cats continue fighting Edgar as "Everybody Wants to Be a Cat (Reprise)" starts up)
Mark Elliott: It's delightful Disney fun!
Alley Cats: (singing) Everybody....everybody....everybody wants to be a cat! Everybody....everybody....everybody wants to be a cat!
Mark Elliott: It's a jazzy addition to your Walt Disney classics collection.
Alley Cats: (singing) Everybody wants to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
(The title fades in)
Mark Elliott: "The Aristocats". Coming April 24th to videocassette!
(The blue-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo appears as triumphant music plays, but the screen fades to reveal the Pixar logo in a black background)
Woody: Sergeant?
Sargent: Yes, sir!
(We see Woody speaking to Sarge)
Woody: ...establish a recon post downstairs.
Sargent: Code Red! Repeat; we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute! (The soldiers jump out of the bucket) Move, move, move, move, move!
(In another shot, an army man opens Andy's bedroom door, followed by another shot where two green army men jump from the edge of the side of the staircase and open their parachutes)
Green Soldier: (Puts the binoculars down) It's a...
(Camera slowly flies up as we see Buzz in front of Woody, who is standing on the bed)
Green Soldier Past the Baby Monitor: It's a big one.
(The camera rises up and stops at Buzz's face)
Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video presents a totally new animated motion picture event.
Buzz Lightyear: (Presses the red oval button) Star Command, come in. Do you read me?
Mark Elliott: The story of two toys......
(Woody gulps as he hides his face underneath the bed)
Buzz Lightyear: (Checks his oxygen levels, which are stickers on his wrist communicator) There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
(In Buzz's point-of-view, Woody's face suddenly shows up from the right of his helmet)
Woody: Hello. (In shock, Buzz aims his laser at Woody, who is just as alarmed)
(Andy's toys panic as they run to the camera)
Mark Elliott: ...headed for a showdown.
(We cut back to Buzz aiming his laser at Woody)
Woody: My name...is Woody, and this...is my spot.
(Buzz Lightyear wraps his arm around and dives forward)
Woody: Oof!
(Buzz unwraps Woody and stands back up and walks out of the shot)
Buzz Lightyear: I am Buzz Lightyear.
(We cut to Lenny hesitantly shaking)
I come in peace.
Woody: You are a child's play-fact!
Buzz Lightyear: You are a mournful, strange little man.
Mark Elliott: And playing by their own rules.
Woody: Draw! (Points his fingers like guns at Etch, who draws a gun and makes a clicking sound) Got me again!
Rex: (Slowly walks backwards) I don't like confrontations!
Woody: Buzz, look! An alien!
Buzz Lightyear: (Turns back in shock) Where?! (Woody laughs hysterically)
(Slinky's laugh is heard in the background as Mr. Potato Head shows off his amputated arm)
You're mocking me, aren't you?
(The toolbox falls and crushes Woody, cutting over to Buzz pressing the red circle button and showing off his wings)
Andy's Toys: Ooh!
Hamm: Oh, impressive wingspan. Very nice.
Woody: Oh, what? What? He can't fly.
Buzz Lightyear: (Chuckles) Yes. I can.
Woody: You can't.
Buzz Lightyear: Can.
Woody: CAN'T! CAN'T!! CAN'T!!!
(Buzz dives off the bedpost and bounces off the ball with his helmet)
Mark Elliott: Coming soon to video, the adventure takes off......
(Buzz lands on a car with his feet and rides the car down the track, follows the loop-de-loop, and then jumps off the car and flies to the ceiling)
...where toys come to life.
Buzz Lightyear: To infinity. And beyond!
(The second prototype logo forms as the screen fades to a black background)
Mark Elliott: "Toy Story"!
Buzz Lightyear: Watch out!
(Buzz smashes through the logo and falls back on the bed, landing successfully at his feet)
Can!
(The toys' cheering can be heard in the background as we cut to a black background with a blue title card saying "COMING SOON TO HOME VIDEO")
(Screen fades from black, revealing the title card, "After our Feature More Grand Previews")
Brian Cummings: Stay tuned after our feature for more grand previews.
(The Walt Disney Masterpiece Collection logo appears)
Beau Weaver: And now, our feature presentation.
(The green format screen is shown and the movie starts)
